Happy Tuesday! September just showed up, and Labor Day weekend is still ahead of us instead of behind us this year. If the long weekend has you thinking about picking up extra income before the holidays sneak up, this week's for you: where to start, how much to squirrel away before the IRS comes looking, and what counts as a "real" business versus a hobby that got a little out of hand. Let's get to it.
Let's get to it.
This week’s lineup:
🖥️ Best freelance platforms for beginners — and what they actually cost you
💰 The 25–30% rule that keeps freelance income from wrecking your April
🧰 No "marketable skill" yet? Side hustles you can start this week anyway
🚗 He told the Tax Court he drove 70,000 miles. Uber's own logs said 9,438.
Business & Gigs
🖥️ Best freelance platforms for beginners — and what they actually cost you
The Quick & Bristly: Upwork charges a variable 0–15% fee (most land around 10%), Fiverr takes a flat 20% no matter what, and Contra charges 0%. Whatever you use, the commission is a deductible business expense, and a missing 1099-K doesn't mean the income isn't taxable.
Picking a freelance platform is less about which one is "best" and more about which one matches your personality. Upwork rewards people who don't mind pitching themselves in a stack of competing proposals. Fiverr rewards people who'd rather build something once and let it find its own buyers. Neither approach is wrong, but the one that fights your instincts is the one you'll stop logging into by March.
Upwork: bid for the work. You browse job posts, spend "Connects" to submit proposals, and compete for contracts. As of May 2025, Upwork dropped its old tiered fee structure (20% on your first $500 with a client, down to 5% above $10,000) for a flat-ish variable fee between 0% and 15%, locked in at the proposal stage. Most freelancers report paying around 10%. It rewards persistence and a strong profile more than it rewards being cheap.
Fiverr: let the work find you. You build "gigs" — pre-packaged services at fixed prices — and clients come to you. There's no bidding, no proposals, no Connects. The tradeoff is the commission: a flat 20% off every order, including tips, with zero volume discount no matter how long you've sold on the platform.
A couple of alternatives worth a look:
Contra — 0% commission, portfolio-first, but a smaller pool of clients than Upwork or Fiverr
Guru — 5–9% depending on membership tier, a reasonable middle ground for project-based work
Freelancer.com — 10% or a $5 minimum per project, whichever is higher; heavy on price competition, which makes it a rougher start for beginners
The tax facts don't change no matter which one you pick. The commission the platform takes is a legitimate business expense — deduct it on Schedule C, don't just treat it as money that vanished. And the platform sending you a 1099-K (or not) has nothing to do with whether the income is taxable. Federal law now requires a 1099-K only once you clear $20,000 and 200 transactions in a year, restored after several years of a much lower threshold nearly took effect. Fall under that number and you likely won't get a form. You'll still owe the tax.
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Tax Strategies
💰 The 25–30% rule that keeps freelance income from wrecking your April
The Quick & Bristly: Self-employment tax is 15.3% on top of your regular income tax, which is why you should set aside 25–30% of every payment, not 15.3%. Quarterly payments are due April 15, June 15, September 15, and January 15, and paying at least 100% of last year's tax keeps you penalty-free, no matter what you actually owe this year.
Nobody warns new freelancers about the two-tax problem. There's self-employment tax, and then regular income tax is standing right behind it with its own hand out. Miss that second one and "I've been saving" quietly turns into "I owe how much?" every April, like clockwork.
Why the number is 25–30%, not 15.3%. Take a chunk of freelance income, put 92.35% of it through the 15.3% self-employment tax, then add your income tax bracket on top. For most beginning freelancers, that lands the total somewhere between a quarter and a third of what hits their bank account. Save less than that and you'll be short in April. Save more and you've got a cushion instead of a scramble.
The four deadlines that don't wait for you. Once your net self-employment earnings pass $400, you're on the hook for self-employment tax, and once you expect to owe $1,000 or more overall, the IRS wants its money in quarterly installments: April 15, June 15, September 15, and January 15 of the next year. Notice the second period only covers two months (April and May) while the third covers three (June through August) — the calendar isn't evenly split, and neither should your assumptions be.
Safe harbor: the escape hatch if you guess wrong. You don't have to calculate your 2026 tax liability perfectly to avoid a penalty. Pay at least 100% of what you owed last year (110% if your prior-year adjusted gross income was over $150,000), split into four payments, and you're penalty-proof regardless of how this year actually shakes out. It's the easiest safety net available to anyone whose income moves around, which describes basically every freelancer.
Open a separate savings account, move your percentage the day a payment lands, and pretend that money already belongs to the IRS. Because it does.
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Tax Strategies
🧰 No "marketable skill" yet? Side hustles you can start this week anyway
The Quick & Bristly: Side income is taxable the moment you earn it, 1099 or not. The IRS's hobby-vs-business test decides whether it's reported as Other Income with no deductions, or on Schedule C with deductions — but self-employment tax once net profit clears $400.
Most people think a side hustle requires a résumé line — some proof they're qualified before they're allowed to earn anything. It doesn't. It requires an app, a free evening, and something to sell or offer. A few places to start without waiting to feel "ready":
Task-based apps (TaskRabbit, Rover, Wag) — assembly, moving help, dog walking, pet sitting. Low barrier to entry, and the app handles matching and payment.
Delivery and rideshare (DoorDash, Uber, Instacart) — this one's unambiguously a business the moment you accept your first job, which means mileage and vehicle expenses are deductible against it.
Selling things you already own or make — resale, crafts, a decluttered closet. This is where the hobby-versus-business line actually matters.
Tutoring or consulting in something you already know — test prep, a language, spreadsheets, whatever your day job already trained you to do.
That hobby-versus-business distinction is the one people get wrong most often, and it's expensive to get wrong. If you sell $600 worth of handmade jewelry a couple times a year for fun, with no real effort to turn a profit, the IRS calls that a hobby. You still owe tax on the full $600 — reported as Other Income, not on Schedule C — and you can't deduct your $400 in materials against it, only the direct cost of the goods sold. Cross into "business" territory — regular activity, an intent to profit, decent recordkeeping — and the equation flips: you report on Schedule C, you can deduct ordinary business expenses, but now you owe self-employment tax on the net profit once it passes $400.
Neither path lets you skip reporting the income. The only real choice is which form it lands on, and that's decided by how you actually run the thing, not by what you'd prefer to call it.
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Wacky Tax Tales
🚗 He told the Tax Court he drove 70,000 miles. Uber's own logs said 9,438.

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The Quick and Bristly: In 2014, a Uber driver claimed $44,729 in vehicle expenses on his Schedule C, insisting he'd driven 70,000 miles that year. Uber's own trip logs showed 9,438. The Tax Court allowed exactly what those logs supported and refused to guess at the rest.
Everyone assumes their rideshare app is quietly keeping their records for them. One driver found out in Tax Court exactly how expensive that assumption can get.
Semere Hagos drove for Uber in 2014 and filed a Schedule C claiming $44,729 in car and truck expenses, on top of $21,160 in "other expenses" and $5,345 in repairs and maintenance. When the IRS asked him to back up the driving figure, his answer amounted to, “It's a lot, trust me.” He claimed 70,000 miles for the year. The number the court could actually verify, straight from Uber's own trip data, was 9,438 miles — worth $5,286 at the applicable mileage rate.
The IRS didn't zero out his deduction. It allowed the $5,286 Uber's records supported and disallowed the roughly $39,000 gap between that and what he'd claimed. Hagos took it to Tax Court, presumably hoping for a compromise somewhere in the middle.
Why the judge couldn't just split the difference. Tax law does have a mechanism for this exact situation — the Cohan rule, which lets a court estimate an expense even without perfect records, as long as the taxpayer gives it some credible basis to estimate from. Hagos gave the court nothing: no log, no calendar, no pattern of routes, not even a rough explanation for how he'd arrived at 70,000 miles. The opinion is almost sympathetic on this point — the judge notes the court "could make a guess" about additional mileage but that doing so without any foundation "is not appropriate." Estimating in a vacuum isn't generosity, it's fabrication with extra steps, and courts won't do it for you.
The part every rideshare and delivery driver should sit with. Uber, Lyft, DoorDash, and Instacart all track your on-trip mileage automatically, and that number will always undercount your real business driving, because it doesn't include the miles you drive to get into position for your first ride, between drop-offs while waiting for the next ping, or home at the end of a shift. Those miles are legitimately deductible. But the platform will never log them for you, which means the only record that will ever exist is the one you keep yourself.
The IRS didn't punish Hagos for driving for Uber. It punished him for assuming someone else's paperwork was a substitute for his own.

The quick (and slightly prickly) stories we didn’t have time to get to:
🏈 More than half of Gen Z investors have redirected money meant for investing into sports bets over the past year, and a quarter now call it part of their long-term financial strategy. Somewhere, a financial advisor just watched a 24-year-old explain their "diversified portfolio" of parlays.
🏛️ The Social Security trust fund runs dry in 2032, and a third of Americans still think that means the checks stop entirely. They don't — benefits just shrink by about a fifth — but try explaining that at a dinner party without someone getting up to refill their drink.
💻 The IRS still can't locate 594 laptops, printers, and smartphones that walked out the door with last year's departing staff, and a watchdog says to call them stolen, not misplaced. One of those laptops has better job security right now than the person who was issued it.
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